英语幽默故事短文

英语幽默故事短文

　　导语：若是你在学习英语的过程中感到很枯燥，不妨来读一些英语幽默小故事放松放松。英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣，相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。下面是英语幽默故事短文。欢迎阅读！

　　篇一、英语幽默故事短文

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

　　if only men would listen.

　　篇二、英语幽默故事短文

　　The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

　　But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.

　　"How old are you?" he said.

　　"Eighteen, sir," said John.

　　"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

　　"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

　　篇三、英语幽默故事短文

　　Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

　　Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

　　Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

　　Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

　　Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

　　George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

　　"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

　　George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

　　篇四、英语幽默故事短文

　　Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested

　　in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for

　　ten or 15 cents each.

　　I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was

　　a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill.

　　"Keep the change," he said.