搞笑英语句子

搞笑英语句子

　　在平平淡淡的日常中，大家都收藏过令自己印象深刻的句子吧，在不同类型的文章里，不同位置的句子的作用也是不同的。那什么样的句子才具有启发意义呢？下面是小编精心整理的搞笑英语句子，欢迎阅读，希望大家能够喜欢。

　　1、Love who who

　　2、you raise me up

　　3、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　4、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

　　5、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

　　6、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　7、no money no talk

　　8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　9、A piece of cake

　　10、no three no four

　　11、Walls have ears

　　12、The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

　　13、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

　　14、A new broom sweeps clean

　　15、You ask me, me ask who?

　　16、I give you face you don’t wanna face

　　17、A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step

　　18、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

　　19、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　20、Horse horse tiger tiger

　　21、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　22、Where there is a will, there is a way

　　23、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　24、An idle youth, a needy age

　　25、Adamxxxs apple

　　26、Poisonous & Evil Rubbish

　　27、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　28、Sick as a dog

　　29、You have seed, I will give you some color to see see.

　　30、Want money no，want life one!

　　31、You Give Me Stop!

　　32、Follow onexxxs heart

　　33、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　34、big one mother

　　35、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

　　36、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　37、A tall order

　　38、How are you ? How old are you?

　　39、We two who and who？

　　40、The king is awalys lucky